A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when
suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane
she grabs the radio.
"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"
Ground control receives her call for help and answers back:
"Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say.
First I need you to give me your height and position"
"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the front"