June 22

Retro CameraPhone

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Hang Ten for Christians
"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
That way you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes, too."

Shoes of The Fisherman ® sandals act like oversized rubber stamps,
leaving the message JESUS LOVES YOU:

• In the sand
• On sidewalks and boardwalks
• On pool decks
• Any place footprints can be seen

http://www.deerlakestore.com/fisherman/

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Speaking of God.....

One day, God created the Dog and said:

"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you a life span of twenty years."

The Dog said:
"That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the next day, God created the Monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The Monkey said:
"Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like
the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the next day, God created the Cow and said:
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk
to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you
a life span of sixty years."

The Cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me
to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give
back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

Then on the next day, God created Man and said:
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
this, I'll give you twenty years."

But Man said:
"Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the
next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.