Indo-Pak Accident
A Pakistani and an Indian get into a car accident and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the Indian sees the Pakistani's car
and says, "So you're a Pakistani. I'm an Indian. Just look at our cars.
There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God.
God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace the rest of our days."
The Pakistani replies, "I agree with you completely, this must be
a sign from Allah."
The Indian continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Johnny Walker
Black Label didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the Pakistani.
The Pakistani says "Alcohol is banned by Islam but it looks like Allah
wanted us to drink." He takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle
back to the Indian.
The Indian takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it
back to the Pakistani.
The Pakistani asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The Indian replies, "No... I think I'll wait for the police!
EMPLOYEE : "Certainly not! There's no proof of it !"
BOSS : "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to attend
your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you."
He Failed the Breast Exam
This Russian dude decides to help his sister pass an exam so he
dresses up in drag and sits in on the exam....but then he overdoes
it and gets 'busted' !
"Yasen Zasursky, a head of department in the university's journalism
"especially protruding female features" gave him away."
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Dazed and Confused
Police in Germany thought they had an open and shut case
of drunk-driving when the dazed and confused owner of
a wrecked car appeared before them badly hung-over
and wearing nothing but his underpants.
But in fact the 54-year-old man had been the victim of
a bizarre car theft which saw him driven around, while
passed out drunk in the trunk of his Ford, by a car thief
who was himself inebriated and high on marijuana.
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