Fun Time

A woman's husband dies. After everything is done at the
funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend
that there is no money left. The friend says, "How can that be?
You told me he had $40,000 a few days before he died.
How could you be broke?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of
course, I had to make a donation for the church and the organist
and all. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake,
food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the Memorial stone."
The friend says, "$32,500 for the Memorial stone? My God, how
big was it?"

The widow says, "Three and a half Carats."

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The Pope was finishing his sermon and ended it with the
Latin phrase, "Tuti Hominus" -- Blessed be mankind.

A Women's rights group approached the Pope the next day.
They said, 'We noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind,
but not Womankind.'

The next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying,
"Tuti Hominus et tuti Feminus." Blessed be mankind and womankind.

The next day a Gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said
they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind and asked if
he could also bless all the homosexuals. The Pope said, "Sure."

The next day he concluded his sermon with: "Tuti hominus et tuti
Feminus et Tuti Fruity"