The Lard's Prayer

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Prayer of the 'Health Food' buffs
Our fibre who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy neem,
Thy karela come,
Thy methi be done, in rotis as in leaven,
Give us this day our daily roughage,
And forgive us our triglycerides,
As we forgive those who hydrogenate fats against us.
Lead us not into cholestrol,
And deliver us from BP,
For Thine is the isabgol,
The gobi and the mooli,
For ever and ever,
....Amla

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