Thursday, December 01, 2005

The Lard's Prayer

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Prayer of the 'Health Food' buffs

Our fibre who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy neem,
Thy karela come,
Thy methi be done, in rotis as in leaven,
Give us this day our daily roughage,
And forgive us our triglycerides,
As we forgive those who hydrogenate fats against us.
Lead us not into cholestrol,
And deliver us from BP,
For Thine is the isabgol,
The gobi and the mooli,
For ever and ever,

Thanks : Big Dooker !


  1. The humorist P. J. O'Rourke said that if he gave up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, he could add ten years to his life.

    Trouble is, it would be added to the wrong end.

  2. That's funny. I suspect I haven't heard the end of this post....and appreciate your taking the time to read and comment!