Jesus : The Rumors

Rumor has it that

JESUS WAS JEWISH:
He went into His father's business.
He lived at home until He was 33.
His Mother was sure He was God.

But then again, just maybe
JESUS WAS IRISH:
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.

Or perhaps,
JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.

Then again it is possible that
JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.

There are those who believe
JESUS WAS BLACK:
He called everybody "brother".
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.

Some of us suspect that
JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
He had long hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.

However, there is one other possibility -
MAYBE JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice
when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to
a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was more work for Him to do.

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