Thursday, November 22, 2007

Is Junk Mail Ever Cool ?

Sometimes it's worth opening to find out.
What follows is a 'Forward' from my Inbox...



A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next
to the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he
hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron."


The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.

Again, he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron."

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the
frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the Cup.
He is shocked.

He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing !
You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replies, "Ribbitt. Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the
next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the Man asks.

"Ribbit. 3 Wood."

The guy takes out a 3 Wood and, Boom! Hole in one.

The Man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfs the best game
of Golf in his life and asks the frog,
"OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."


They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog,
now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit. Roulette."

Upon approaching the Roulette table, the Man
asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3,000, Black 6."

Now, this is a Million-to-One shot to win, but
after the Golf game the man figures, what the heck ?

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.


The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
in the Hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog,
I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this
money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit. Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 18 year-old girl.


"And that, Your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room. So help me God,
or my name
is not William Jefferson Clinton."


The origination of this letter is Unknown, but it brings
Good Luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who
breaks the Chain will have Bad Luck : You will receive
Hillary Rodham Clinton as a prize.

Do not keep this. Do not send money.

Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish
good luck. You will see that something good happens to

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