Sept. 20, 2005
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the
same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at
naked women, we should replace all of our female flight
attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman
in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a
We wouldn't have any more hijackings, and the airline industry
would have record sales .
Now why didn't Congress think of this?